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JUST OUT OF MY MIND Spring 2011  <
Spring 2010 
November 6, 2008: "GOBAMA" © 2008 Jordan Margolis "GOBAMA" GOBAMA, GOBAMA John McCain? Yo Mama! Queen Palin? Go Mama! GOP? Manyana! Bush/Cheney? Sayonara! GOBAMA, GOMAMA, GOBAMA, GO! November 6, 2008: "THE LINCOLN OBAMITES" © 2008 Jordan Margolis (Sung to tune of Lincoln Park Pirates) The streetlamps are on in Chicago tonight, And lovers a'gazin' at stars, Grant Park is closin', and Daley is dozin', And the Thin Man is counting the R's, And there's more R's than places to put 'em, he says, But I'm sending them packing for home, So round 'em up boys, 'cause I'm sick of their noise, From the White House and Capital Dome.... Today, way, hey, tow them away, The Lincoln Obamites are we, From ChiTown to Gary, there's nothin' so caring, As we preserve democracy, So it's way, hey, tow 'em away, We clean up the streets of your town, Be it W or Cheney, restoring a sane team, And the world will be cheering us on. And when all the R's are ejected, And Fox News is silenced by noon, Then we'll count all the votes, adding tails to our coats, "Take that" Sean Hannity goons; And when the election is won, And Karl Rove has no more to say, We've secured our coasts, Rush Limbaugh is toast, The Grand Old Party is done. Today, way, hey, tow them away, The Lincoln Obamites are we, With Electoral daring, we mix blue with cherry, And we say "Yes We Can" with glee, So it's way, hey, tow 'em away, Now citizens, gather around, We've all said, "enough", it's time to get tough, Let's throw the bums out of town! January 19, 2008: "The White House Nursery Tale" © 2008 Jordan Margolis (Sung to the tune of "Muffin Man") Have you seen The missing mail? The leaking mail? The sneak-e-mail? Have you seen The missing mail? The White House says is there. September 18, 2006: "We Know Who We Are" © 2006 Jordan Margolis Hail to the Chief The Torturer in Chief Commanding us to water-board our prey 9/11 Grief Civil Rights Top Thief Constitution, Evolution, Fate We won’t recognize Fear-Mongers, or their lies Justice For All made this country great “Throw the bums out” cries Should silence Cheney’s sighs We get it, now get out before we hate May 10, 2006: "Excuseman’s Ode To Mothers" © 2006 Jordan Margolis Mother me Smother me Feed me again Mother me Cover me Like my best friend Be there whenever, wherever I go Bring care in tether, forever cry low Carry me always Once and for all And I’ll love you, regardless How seldom I call February 23, 2006: "HERE COME SNOOPING SNOWFLAKES" © 2006 Jordan Margolis (Sung to the tune of “Here Comes Suzy Snowflake) Here come snooping snowflakes Confessed Bush, showing a frown Tap, tap, tapping your computer screen To see if you’re in town If you want to make a phone call We’ll take a listen, one-two-three If you want to send an e-mail We’ll eat your gift cookie Here comes nosy NSA Eavesdropping every day Tap, tap, tapping; mining data bits Snooping your rights away July 18, 2005: "KARL ROVE" © 2005 Jordan Margolis (Sung to the tune of "I'll Know" from Guys and Dolls) I'll blow Mrs. Joe Wilson's job I'll blow covers bare I'll blow away CIA snobs I don't care, I don't care, I don't care I can't stop All is fair I'm Karl Rove teaching Bush how to speak Karl Rove has no heart Karl Rove Bush's brain and right arm I perform dirty tricks as an art I won't stop All is fair Politics Requires scare Yes, I'll blow when my Prez is in prayer FEAR MORE YEARS! FEAR MORE YEARS! The 2004 (Pronounced Two Thousand FEAR) elections have given W and his evil-dours their chance to further divide America, but I predict their scare tactics will backfire in the end. However, let us in the MORAL MINORITY reach out in the spirit of reconciliation. So, let's give the Dubya II Administration a Super Pass to say "I Told You So" when the following Bush campaign promises are fulfilled: 1. Bringing the troops home from Iraq; 2. Cutting the deficit in half in 4 years; 3. Capturing or killing Osama bin Laden; 4. Building a true coalition against world terror; 5. Creating democarcies in all the Middle Eastern Arab countries; 6. Helping to make peace between Israel and the Palestinians; 7. Really working for cleaner skies and water; 8. Improving our economy while securing good paying jobs with benefits; 9. Creating more jobs rather than keeping pace with population growth; 10. Appointing Judges without a litmus test on abortion. JORDAN'S TOP TEN NAMES FOR THE WAR IN IRAQ 10. The Louse That Roared War 9. The BagDAD and SON War 8. Saddam You're Rockin the Boat War 7. Uday and the Beast War 6. The Too Fast of Rummydan War 5. The 20/20 Blindsight War 4. Don't Show Me Yours, and I'll Show You Mine War 3. Saddamward Christian Soldiers War 2. Falluja Twice, Shame On Me War 1. The Shiites Hitting The Fan War Jordan's submission to New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof's Iraq War Poetry Competition: DEMOCRAZY © 2004 Jordan Margolis Bush 41 drew a line in the sand which Bush 43 could not understand, He thundered, then blundered his War On Terror Now buries the photos of each soldier's pallbearer. I can't take it anymore. King George has trampled on our democracy ever since his anointment by the Supremes, and words alone fail me, so I must seek political asylum in song. Whenever I see the Pretenders (Dubya and the Dick) on TV, I stick my fingers in my ears and start singing one of the following ditties to drown them out. Try it yourself and let me know if it brings you some consolation until American sanity is restored and these fat-cats are tossed out with their corrupt corporate cronies. 9-11 © 2004 Jordan Margolis (Sung to the tune of Oklahoma) 9-11 It's my best election strategy, Terror is the key, for victory To forgive a bad economy 9-11 It's John Ashcroft's reason to exist If we dare resist, his traitor list Our school vouchers will be history No more civil rights in the land And all early abortions are banned So when we pray... to heaven Then Tom DeLay... starts revin' Saying, "We'll make 'em pay 9-ll, 9-11's, our day. DICK, YANK MY CHENEY © 2004 Jordan Margolis (Sung to the tune of Luck Be A Lady) Dick, you're my Cheney tonight Never stray outta my sight Dick, screw the media who want only to expose us Dick, yank their chainies tonight A Cheney won't divulge a secret Enron was fair, Ken Lay was nice The Energy Committee met and split Now drill through that Alaskan ice So let's keep our party on top Even if Rummy's a flop Whisper your mantra to ensure world domination Dick, yank their chainies tonight WHO WILL BUY? © 2004 Jordan Margolis (Sung like the song from OLIVER) Who will buy this wonderful country? Donate high Then ask for the sky Don't ask why state services flounder and treasuries are crum-bl-ing The Saudis own our banks already and office buildings too Since interest rates are low and steady Al Qaeda's growing too Who will buy this crap any longer? Time to shry "won't take anymore" Vote 'em out send CEO's packing The USA can't last If we don't wake up fast Tell Dubya's boys, "Get Lost, Good Bye". |
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