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HUMORIST MAY MEMBERSHIP MUSE-LETTER © 2004 Jordan Margolis JorDAN, My Man. Whasssup? I been thinkin of joinin JRC but, you know, the traditional music needs more bounce than Debbie Friedman, if you know what I'm sayin. No offense or anything, but we're movin on past the nineties. man, the millennium will be happenin soon, so we need to get wit da beat. How bouchyou Reconstructin a prayer to da people? Busta Gruven Hey Busta: Back-atcha babe. You've inspired me to offer this very alternative Amidah selection. For sure the Religious Practices Committee will consider pasting it into every Shabbat Siddur. It goes something like this: THE HEB-HOP NATION We're the people of the book Come check us out: come on take a look Forget all that stuff about horns and tails We're flesh and blood And we stay outta jails We go all the way hack to Abraham A real cool cat Who got in a jam; when he busted all the idols that were stone cold dead "There's just one God", that's what he said CHORUS Hebrews, Hebrews, no mo singin da blues Hebrews, Hebrews, cuz we win when we lose So the Hebrews started movin and split the scene cuz no one else was buyin that circumcision thing We grew until we numbered 12 whole tribes Then Joseph started dreamin which gave his brothers wicked vibes That landed us in Egypt Where we was workin for da man No bravery in slavery 400 years of salty tears That's when Moses did the Nasty to that Nile-dwelling clan Hebrews, Hebrews, no mo singin da blues Hebrews. Hebrews, cuz we win when we lose Now all us Hebrews are known as Jews And we've spread over Earth to give out the news, that there's just one God Within us all; just bust-us with justice And we'll heed the call. Hebrews. Hebrews, no mo singin da blues Hebrews, Hebrews. cuz we win when we lose Let's cruise PRINTER FRIENDLY VERSION |
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