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COMPLETELY OUT OF MY MIND © 2011 Jordan Margolis Welcome to Planet Jordo, Home of EXCUSEMAN TM, where smiles run free in zero gravity and maximum levity. XQusez-MUAH! Click here to go directly to the EXCUSEMAN website! If you've visited The MargolisFirm.com website, you already know about Jordan Margolis, the fierce Chicago Trial Lawyer. But here, on Planet Jordo, EXCUSEMAN Jordan Margolis (affectionately known as XQ) entertains you as a political satirist, performance artist, video producer, book author, comics writer, and humor blogger. Here, you will discover the secrets of EXCUSEMAN, the only Super Hero who can save you from yourself. Planet Jordo is the legendary destination where XQusters can learn The Power of Reverse Apology, YGOLOPA, by which XQ saves the world, one super silly excuse at a time, while riding Segasus, my trusty Segway. Remember, growing up means never having to say you’re sorry, and you’re never too old to JOIN GENERATION XQ. LIKE Excuseman on Facebook Fan Page, FOLLOW XQuseman at Twitter, and SUBSCRIBE to Excuseman’s YouTube Channel. If you dig Planet Jordo, please BUY MY BOOKS: Excuseman Only Tortures English, More Novel Than Ever (2011 AuthorHouse) Click here to purchase "EXCUSEMAN Only Tortures English" at Amazon.com Click here to purchase "EXCUSEMAN Only Tortures English" at Authorhouse The Misadvetures of Excuseman, A Novel Excusical (2007 AuthorHouse) Click here to purchase "The Misadventures of EXCUSEMAN" at Amazon.com Click here to purchase "The Misadventures of EXCUSEMAN" at Authorhouse XQ GOES GALACTIC, Excuseman’s Graphic, Poetic Adventures (2010 Finishing Line Press) XQ GOES GALACTIC, Excuseman’s Graphic, Poetic Adventures (2010 Finishing Line Press) Excuseman, A Ring of Truth (2011 Planet Jordo Comics) COMING SOON (JORDO NOTE: "Out of My Mind" was the byline for my Mather High School newspaper humor column. Since this website is a composite collection of my writings, performances and productions, new and old; including videos, books, comics, blogs, plays, poems, humor articles, and life observances, it is appropriately titled, "Completely Out of My Mind". After your visit on Planet Jordo, I’m confident you’ll agree.) Please enjoy your orbit, and leave your funprints. So, scroll ahead, download away, and let me know how you really feel about me, after delving COMPLETELY OUT OF MY MIND. As EXCUSEMAN says, “Hiyo Segway, Away”. DEDICATION: In loving memory of my father, Irving Margolis, who taught me how to repair the world—with justice and humor. In honor of my mother, Edith Margolis, who told me long ago that "a writer should only write when he has something to write about". (Sorry, Mom, I couldn't wait any longer, so I just started making stuff up.) |
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